A Simple Letter - The February edition

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He's fricken hilarious you old coot.

Like an angrier, younger, not quite as articulate elpmis.

If you love him so much, why dont you marry him?
If your wife will let you, that is.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

punch your wife in the stomach and tell her to do it

maybe she'll like it and sex you after the labor is done

Or maybe she'll break my back and stick me in a nursing home

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If you love him so much, why dont you marry him?
If your wife will let you, that is.

That should be an easy one, she'll have that much more manual labor at her disposal

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Or maybe she'll break my back and stick me in a nursing home

she wont do that cuz then shell have to unpack everything herself

 

[simple]

If you love him so much, why dont you marry him?
If your wife will let you, that is.

smileynev PM'd me saying he couldn't talk to me on the phone, not because his wife doesn't let him, but because his wife shits in his mouth instead of using a toilet

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

smileynev PM'd me saying he couldn't talk to me on the phone, not because his wife doesn't let him, but because his wife shits in his mouth instead of using a toilet

is that before or after she makes him wear a dress and cook dinner?

 

[Desslock]

smileynev PM'd me saying he couldn't talk to me on the phone, not because his wife doesn't let him, but because his wife shits in his mouth instead of using a toilet

Haha shitbreath

 

[Syrup Beaver]

smileynev PM'd me saying he couldn't talk to me on the phone, not because his wife doesn't let him, but because his wife shits in his mouth instead of using a toilet

The seat is welded to his collar

 

[Syrup Beaver]

she wont do that cuz then shell have to unpack everything herself

Good point, she'd just take my other nut then probably

 

[CletusJones]

I had a witty comment all ready, but my phone rang and I lost it.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I was posting there a lot yesterday. That retard thread is pretty cool I guess.

 

[CletusJones]

I was posting there a lot yesterday. That retard thread is pretty cool I guess.

the tardlove thread? I lolled at that one.

 

[theacoustician]

We would be more than happy to implement any suggestions to pick up the pace around here or make it more exciting. Just PM ideas to fly or I. We'll see what we can do.

 

[simple]

I had a witty comment all ready, but my phone rang and I lost it.

bahahaha

 

[simple]

We would be more than happy to implement any suggestions to pick up the pace around here or make it more exciting. Just PM ideas to fly or I. We'll see what we can do.

post your credit card number

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

the tardlove thread? I lolled at that one.

Yeah that one, gonna d/l the mp3 right now.

 

[theacoustician]

post your credit card number

There's maybe enough space on there to buy a Big Mac. Don't know how much fun that would be.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

There's maybe enough space on there to buy a Big Mac. Don't know how much fun that would be.

I would so totally fuck a big mac right now

 

[simple]

yeah man I could use a big mac too actually

 

[theacoustician]

I would so totally fuck a big mac right now

So that's what the special sauce on there is!