A Simple Letter - The February edition

[simple]

 

[BigDov]

Um um um um....... I was actually thinking about having a hot pocket for lunch but after reading your idea I stopped and thought- what's to say that hasn't already happened, like at the place they make 'em? Could it be possible? Yeah, I think it could.

No hot pockets for me.

Thanks elpmis

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

There was a thread there yesterday about fucking a cheese burger.
It had high comedy potential, but then got spammed with a hundred "B7 shit thread lock & ban" comments and it died.
Oh whimsical notion, we hardly knew thee

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You could injure your penis fucking a hot pocket, think about how hot cheese sticks to your fingers, yeah.

 

[fly]

Oh whimsical notion, we hardly knew thee

hahahahahha

I check there at least once or twice a week. There are few threads that I find really funny, but that may be because Im out of the [M] loop. I found the fruit salad thread in vault a while ago and laughed my ass off tho.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I just don't have the energy to look at every thread there in search of hilarity anymore

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just don't have the energy to look at every thread there in search of hilarity anymore

I get bored tho and this place is slow.

 

[simple]

I just don't have the energy to look at every thread there in search of hilarity anymore

you didn't fucking have to put effort into finding something funny back when we were there

 

[simple]

I get bored tho and this place is slow.

that's what I'm fucking saying

 

[Syrup Beaver]

you didn't fucking have to put effort into finding something funny back when we were there

True, we knew where it was then

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I get bored tho and this place is slow.

I feel partially responsible

My life is a shambles, leaving me less time for this release

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I feel partially responsible

My life is a shambles, leaving me less time for this release

Dont worry about us
Sort yourself out first man

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you didn't fucking have to put effort into finding something funny back when we were there

The problem there now is that anything even remotely humorus is buried with a barrage of idiot spam. No one puts any effort in there. Why bother when they can post "LOL INTERNET M I RITE?" and people laugh about it?
Attempt to be creative or unique and some angsty dipshit gets threatened and pays to KC you for a year. Yay fun
BTW, I see their new rules to encourage actual content are working out well.

 

[simple]

I feel partially responsible

My life is a shambles, leaving me less time for this release

why is your life in shambles

 

[Syrup Beaver]

why is your life in shambles

Well, I should say my housing situation is in shambles really

My stuff is in three places, I can't even find socks right now, my house is trashed, and my apartment needs unpacking in a major way

 

[smileynev]

This place needs more fase.

 

[simple]

Well, I should say my housing situation is in shambles really

My stuff is in three places, I can't even find socks right now, my house is trashed, and my apartment needs unpacking in a major way

punch your wife in the stomach and tell her to do it

maybe she'll like it and sex you after the labor is done

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

This place needs more fase.

No
Hes one of the idiot spammers I was referring to
If there was a way to reach through the internet and punch him in the belly, I would.

 

[smileynev]

No
Hes one of the idiot spammers I was referring to
If there was a way to reach through the internet and punch him in the belly, I would.

He's fricken hilarious you old coot.

Like an angrier, younger, not quite as articulate elpmis.