A reverse cooking thread

[theacoustician]

So far, Spange and I have classified the following beers :

Bud = yeast infection
Bud light = broken dreams and shame
Coors light = domestic violence and home discipline

 

[Valve1138]

What about Miller Lite?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

So far, Spange and I have classified the following beers :

Bud = yeast infection
Bud light = broken dreams and shame
Coors light = domestic violence and home discipline

what about heineken, rolling rock, and the college nasty triumvrate- natty ice, mil beast, and keystone?

 

[theacoustician]

What about Miller Lite?

I go over to Spange's house and drink whatever skank shit he has in the fridge. We then decide together what kind of horrible it is. So far, no one has left Miller Lite there.

 

[Valve1138]

what about heineken, rolling rock, and the college nasty triumvrate- natty ice, mil beast, and keystone?

Nothing wrong with Heiny's. pfft.

edit: mmm, Beast Lite. So beasty.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Nothing wrong with Heiny's. pfft.

edit: mmm, Beast Lite. So beasty.

strike one

 

[Valve1138]

strike one

bullshit, I'm up to like strike 17.

and yet you still talk to me

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Nothing wrong with Heiny's. pfft.

that shit gives me a headache anytime I drink it. dunno why

edit: mmm, Beast Lite. So beasty.

My brother drinks that shit. he gets mad when I call it hobo beer

 

[Valve1138]

that shit gives me a headache anytime I drink it. dunno why




My brother drinks that shit. he gets mad when I call it hobo beer

calling it hobo beer is too kind.

 

[JAXvillain]

Nothing wrong with Heiny's. pfft.

edit: mmm, Beast Lite. So beasty.

heineken is fucking horrible...it tastes like a skunk sprayed a pile of pine needles and they made a beer out of it

my .02

 

[fly]

that shit gives me a headache anytime I drink it. dunno why




My brother drinks that shit. he gets mad when I call it hobo beer

Who the fuck wouldn't call it hobo beer? Isn't it like .39 for a six pack?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

bullshit, I'm up to like strike 17.

and yet you still talk to me

you would be, except you managed to hit a few out of the park before you got to 17

 

[Valve1138]

you would be, except you managed to hit a few out of the park before you got to 17

woo hoo!

 

[Jonny_B]

Who the fuck wouldn't call it hobo beer? Isn't it like .39 for a six pack?

just because something is cheap doesn't mean it's bad mr. conspicuous consumption. and just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's good (e.g. firehouse 4 or whatever that terrible swill is)

they've been selling Miller High Life for $9 per dozen for a couple years now. Loving it.

 

[Valve1138]

just because something is cheap doesn't mean it's bad mr. conspicuous consumption. and just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's good (e.g. firehouse 4 or whatever that terrible swill is)

they've been selling Miller High Life for $9 per dozen for a couple years now. Loving it.

Champagne of Beers!

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Champagne of Beers!

 

[Valve1138]

I'm going to drink some Low Life tonight just to spite you.

 

[fly]

just because something is cheap doesn't mean it's bad mr. conspicuous consumption. and just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's good (e.g. firehouse 4 or whatever that terrible swill is)

they've been selling Miller High Life for $9 per dozen for a couple years now. Loving it.

I dont drink a beer I can see through.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

I dont drink a beer I can see through.

this =

 

[Jonny_B]

you're all snobs. even someone who is a beer critic can enjoy a good pilsner.