A post on everyone's favorite subject

[theacoustician]

Why can't I get paid to study the obvious things in life like this: Men prefer natural breasts over fake breasts

Best line of the article :

29 percent said they thought padded bras were ‘false advertising’

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I need to apply for a professorship at the Breastological Institute

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I feel I can bring a lot to the field of Breastology

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

BOOBS

 

[tre]

What a titillating study.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What a titillating study.

Oh you

 

[Valve1138]

nsfw:

Spoiler

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[tre]

Oh you

I want to see your tits, my dear.

 

[b_sinning]

Fake breasts can hurt you when they hit you in the face.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I want to see your tits, my dear.

 

[Duke]

I don't mind fake boobs so much as long as I'm not the poor used SOB who bought them for her in the first place.

 

[b_sinning]

Fake boobs seem a little colder to the touch.

 

[Duke]

Most fake boobs look horrible once they are unleashed. I don't know why they always seem to be as far to the outside as possible. I mean, why get big fake boobs if you are going to totally ignore getting cleavage. I mean, isn't cleavage the reason big boobs rule?

that being said, I did date this girl once who had the most amazing set of fakes. Not the cheak stuff em and buff em most women get, but the expensive, daddy bought me these to make me happy pair that were amazing, and under the muscle tissue so you really had to squeeze the shit to feel the implant.

But most fakes I've seen really just suck.

 

[JAXvillain]

Most fake boobs look horrible once they are unleashed. I don't know why they always seem to be as far to the outside as possible. I mean, why get big fake boobs if you are going to totally ignore getting cleavage. I mean, isn't cleavage the reason big boobs rule?

that being said, I did date this girl once who had the most amazing set of fakes. Not the cheak stuff em and buff em most women get, but the expensive, daddy bought me these to make me happy pair that were amazing, and under the muscle tissue so you really had to squeeze the shit to feel the implant.

But most fakes I've seen really just suck.

I've seen some spectacular fakes but on the other end of the scale there is horror to be found

 

[taivas]

I predict this thread becoming very popular very fast.

 

[b_sinning]

Nothing worse than bad scars from them.

 

[Valve1138]

Nothing worse than bad scars from them.

scars = bad boob job from a guy who also does abortions with coat hangers

 

[Duke]

I've seen some spectacular fakes but on the other end of the scale there is horror to be found

Robin Meade's boob job dissapoints me.

That little Italian bird who was doing entertainment news for a while, Audriana Costa, I think, those were nice.

 

[APRIL]

Elective surgery is scary stuff.

 

[JAXvillain]

Robin Meade's boob job dissapoints me.

That little Italian bird who was doing entertainment news for a while, Audriana Costa, I think, those were nice.

wat? I lurve robin's boobies

costa was cute as hell in general...I miss seeing her around