A Penis Stretcher?????

theacoustician said:
One better : keep Shout Wipes in your desk at work. They take just about any stain down to the point of being unnoticable until you can get home. Whatever it doesn't take out on its own, it helps keep from setting until you can get home and clean it.

Trust me, I'm a professional klutz :cool:

How's teh pay? I've got quite a few years' experience.