A meatpic thread. OMG FINALLY YOU GAYLORD FOCKERS!!!

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh I'm sure Drool to fly into a corner and got something past them purty lips

 

[fly]

Did anyone manage to get anything besides sugar water past fly's lips?

Drool and I shared a hotel room for Christ's sake. I think you of all people should remember the last time that happened.

 

[b_sinning]

Did anyone manage to get anything besides sugar water past fly's lips?

We did get to see fly do this in real life.

 

[Coqui]

We did get to see fly do this in real life.

He had sex with a server?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Drool and I shared a hotel room for Christ's sake. I think you of all people should remember the last time that happened.

Besides $5,000 in hotel charges and a $20,000 legal bill, my memory is a tad bit hazy.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Besides $5,000 in hotel charges and a $20,000 legal bill, my memory is a tad bit hazy.

They wanted me to pay to have the hottub sanitized after we were done in it

 

[Sarcasmo]

Looks like a fun time.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Looks like a fun time.

You shoulda shown up, I coulda crapped in your mouf too.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They wanted me to pay to have the hottub sanitized after we were done in it

yep, learned my lesson on that one

so now we use a decoy, we toss a hobo in after we're done and then the hotel blames it all on him

 

[fly]

They wanted me to pay to have the hottub sanitized after we were done in it

Luckily, they didn't want my hotel towels back. free towels++

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Luckily, they didn't want my hotel towels back. free towels++

I used mine to sop up so much "stuff" I didnt want them anyways

 

[Sarcasmo]

You shoulda shown up, I coulda crapped in your mouf too.

I'm not rich like the rest of you. All the money I make goes to groceries and bills, and whenever I manage to come up with a little extra something inevitably comes up, like a flat tire or Dr. visit.

 

[smileynev]

So fly, how old is Zoe again?

 

[Coqui]

So fly, how old is Zoe again?

She just turned 13 last week

 

[fly]

So fly, how old is Zoe again?

She went to school with your daugher

 

[bast_imret]

She had sex with your daugher

 

[b_sinning]

So fly, how old is Zoe again?

22 and Fly is 30.

Go Fly Go!


When he was 16 she was 8! When he was 21 she was 13!



They make a nice couple.

 

[fly]

22 and Fly is 30.

Go Fly Go!


When he was 16 she was 8! When he was 21 she was 13!



They make a nice couple.

And she was hot at 8 too, but her hole wasn't big enough yet. So we had to wait.

 

[Galen]

Looks like fun was to be had by all. Good going gents.

 

[Sarcasmo]

And she was hot at 8 too, but her hole wasn't big enough yet. So we had to wait.

I buy all of that except for the "wasn't big enough" part.