Thread A man comes home from work to find his wife with her bags packed...

Jimmycrackcorn

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On the Sweet Side of the Glory Hole
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....standing in the living room.

He asks her "where do you think you're going?"

She responds, "I'm going to Las Vegas. I read that i can get paid $200.00 for a blowjob that i give you for free!"

The man ponders the comment, and calmly walks upstairs....packs his bags....and returns to the living room.

The wife, confused, asks the husband "where do you think you're going?"







































































"I'm going with you....i'm looking forward to seeing how you survive on $800.00 per year."
 
Song lyrics and the board members they always remind you of:

"I'm deep inside your children, they'll betray you in my name." - Fly
 
-Bayside, “A Synonym For Acquiesce”
Take this razor, sign your name across my wrists
So everyone will know who left me like this

​Anyone Dharma has ever dated.