A gay man asks anything

I can understand the work thing. In Ohio there is currently no law prohibiting employers from firing employees for being gay. It sucks. But if you are afraid of your friends not accepting you because you are gay then they probably aren't friends anyway. Also, what kind of a friend are you being by lying to people you supposedly care about? Making up conquests at frat parties is pretty much universal, but I don't understand why anyone feels the pressure to do that. The reverend is right, everyone faces descrimination at some point. Don't hide who you are just because of the fear of this.
 
Another question with a bit lighter tone.

Which is better, licking the poonanny or porking the poonanny. If you need clarification, PM me.
 
After thinking about it for a couple of days I came to the realization that trying to explain the interest in lesbian porn to a gay man is an inherrently impossible objective. Therefore, I will break it down in simply generic terms:

Say that everyone hot girl out there is a piece of good cake. So you go out to get yourself a piece of cake and when you find one that you really like out of nowhere the store clerk hands you a second piece of cake just because you are cool. You now have TWO pieces of cake to eat.

You see what I'm saying here?
 
After thinking about it for a couple of days I came to the realization that trying to explain the interest in lesbian porn to a gay man is an inherrently impossible objective. Therefore, I will break it down in simply generic terms:

Say that everyone hot girl out there is a piece of good cake. So you go out to get yourself a piece of cake and when you find one that you really like out of nowhere the store clerk hands you a second piece of cake just because you are cool. You now have TWO pieces of cake to eat.

You see what I'm saying here?

This analogy doesn't work, cause lesbian porn is like the two pieces of cake eating each other, so now you just have no cake.
 
This analogy doesn't work, cause lesbian porn is like the two pieces of cake eating each other, so now you just have no cake.

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You sir have no idea what you are talking about.

Cakes can't eat eachother out of existence, and nor can lesbians! You have missed the point entirely!