A books thread, because the forum is asking me to post

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Emptied my inbox, PM me your alternative phone number, the one I know from memory is turned off.

DJB changes his number weekly so the crazy bitches will leave him alone.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

No shens.

 

[eileenbunny]

DJB changes his number weekly so the crazy bitches will leave him alone.

People that do this drive me crazy. I've had the same damn phone number for years. I have no intentions of getting a new one. I have some friends that text me like once a month with their new number. I can't keep up. I stop calling them because of this.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

People that do this drive me crazy. I've had the same damn phone number for years. I have no intentions of getting a new one. I have some friends that text me like once a month with their new number. I can't keep up. I stop calling them because of this.

Yeah I have like 'karen1, karen2, karen3' in my phone and eventually I just don't bother because I can't keep up. They can call me.

 

[eileenbunny]

Yeah I have like 'karen1, karen2, karen3' in my phone and eventually I just don't bother because I can't keep up. They can call me.

I guess when it's your dad you have to keep trying though.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I guess when it's your dad you have to keep trying though.

Nah, I know where he lives. He won't give me a key but most the time he leaves the house unlocked so I can just stroll in and raid all the kitchen cabinets.

 

[tre]

DJB changes his number weekly so the crazy bitches will leave him alone.

it's impolite to refer to tardwife in such a way

 

[b_sinning]

Nah, I know where he lives. He won't give me a key but most the time he leaves the house unlocked so I can just stroll in and raid all the kitchen cabinets.

He's afraid you and family of hobos will move in and start squatting in his house when he's not there.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

He's afraid you and family of hobos will move in and start squatting in his house when he's not there.

Too bad, DJB is going to France next week and I'm trusted with the house and dawg.

Which is convenient because I'm out of food.

DJB - If you could instruct tardwife to stock the larder before she goes that would be very kind.

 

[b_sinning]

Too bad, DJB is going to France next week and I'm trusted with the house and dawg.

Which is convenient because I'm out of food.

DJB - If you could instruct tardwife to stock the larder before she goes that would be very kind.

You're going to eat his dog?!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You're going to eat his dog?!

Depends on whether tardwife gets groceries in I guess.

Not much meat on his little lapdog unfortunately.

 

[tre]

Depends on whether tardwife gets groceries in I guess.

Not much meat on his little lapdog unfortunately.

I've heard that Korean food is the latest trend....

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've heard that Korean food is the latest trend....

You know me, trendsetter, go getter. All that jazz.

 

[fly]

Depends on whether tardwife gets groceries in I guess.

Not much meat on his little lapdog unfortunately.

DJB with a lapdog. Shocker

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

DJB with a lapdog. Shocker

What are you implying?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What are you implying?

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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

To be fair he never asked for or wanted a lapdog. My brother decided to get one and soon found out getting a puppy when you know nothing about dogs and have 3 young kids in the house is probably a bad idea. So my brother then gave the dog to his mother (DJB's first wife) who already has 2 big dogs. She then downsized her house and decided she didn't want to bring the lapdog so one day there's a knock at his door, he answers and its his ex-wife holding a dog which she then thrusts into his hands and then walks away while saying 'HERE'S A DOG, BYE!'


But they love him all the same.

 

[tre]

To be fair he never asked for or wanted a lapdog. My brother decided to get one and soon found out getting a puppy when you know nothing about dogs and have 3 young kids in the house is probably a bad idea. So my brother then gave the dog to his mother (DJB's first wife) who already has 2 big dogs. She then downsized her house and decided she didn't want to bring the lapdog so one day there's a knock at his door, he answers and its his ex-wife holding a dog which she then thrusts into his hands and then walks away while saying 'HERE'S A DOG, BYE!'


But they love him all the same.

probably the same way he ended up with three kids (that we know of)

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

probably the same way he ended up with three kids (that we know of)

To be fair it's been easier for him to get rid of the kids than it has been the dog. The dog always finds it way back and stays in the house, 2/3 of his kids (that we know of) left.