5 words to say

[Syrup Beaver]

You want fries with that?

 

[Coqui]

Will you take a survey?

 

[Penis Envy]

wanna go out with me?

Would you like a car?


no no, its like this (bobs head)

it'll hurt the first time (said to an 11 year old)

Keep crying, thats so hot!!!

 

[Sp`ange]

mom, i think dad's home.

 

[reverendsaintjay]

This thread reminds me of something my Grandfather used to say... "Hold still while I have sex with you".

/got nothing

 

[simple]

Can I get a receipt?

 

[simple]

I'm 18 in dog years

 

[zengirl]

So, what just happened here?

 

[ERage]

Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit

(after you realize the condom broke)

 

[zengirl]

Wait, wait, wait, that's it????

 

[tre]

sorry, that hardly ever happens
so, are you really 18?

 

[water]

Hit it from both sides?

 

[zengirl]

My brother's gonna kill me

 

[zengirl]

Don't you dare tell anyone

 

[JAXvillain]

open mouth and say ahhhh

 

[tre]

thank god for rubber sheets

 

[kiwi]

You gonna clean that up?

 

[Galen]

since most of the days topics were turned into some kind of sexual innuendo.

So it's not just me.

Haha, is that a ______ in your pocket or are you.....

 

[zengirl]

What the fuck's that smell??

 

[Thorn Bird]

you've gotta sleep in the wet spot.





i'd rather be eating popcorn.