3D Imax stuff

[Sarcasmo]

I took the kid to see Under The Sea this weekend, a 3D, Planet Earth type show narrated by Jim Carrey about several species of critters in the ocean. It was insane. It took a minute for my brain to adjust to the 3Dness, and then suddenly I was swimming in the ocean with great white sharks watching squids face-fuck each other. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life. It was what my snorkelling adventure in Mexico should have been, when I almost killed myself in 10 feet of water. Unfortunately the "movie" was only 40 minutes long, which somehow no one in the theater expected. We all filed out with scowls and hardons. Even the women.

BluRay? What's that? 1080p is dead to me. I will never be happy watching another movie on any other screen again. Ever. I don't care what the resolution is. Anything less than a 500-foot screen in 3-friggin-D just isn't worth my time. Time to start saving.

 

[Duke]

If you are ever on the east coast of Florida, head over to Cape Canaveral.

They do a 3d Movie there on space travel that is bonerific. It opens up with you climbing up a ladder. Get to the top, and you see you are on the outside of the international space station, and the earth is laid out in front of you.

All in ginormous 3d.

sloooge

 

[Jonny_B]

Just wait till Avatar my friend.

 

[Shalimar]

i been meanin to do some imax'n.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Just wait till Avatar my friend.

Thanks Archang...er, Jonny.

 

[Shalimar]

as opposed, of course, to iMinimum'n.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Introducing Imin, the uncaptivating out-of-focus 2D experience!

 

[Whizzleteets]

i always thought you were gay.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Me? I totally am. I just fuck women to breed.

 

[Whizzleteets]

sounds pretty homo to me.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've never seen anything like that, I've never been to one of these experience-type cinemas. I prefer the really old school cinemas with ash trays still in them and an old man with a flashlight who shows you where to sit.

 

[APRIL]

Me? I totally am. I just fuck women to breed.

Ehh... the worst thing you can do with a woman.

 

[Duke]

I'd say it's second after going shopping with them.

 

[APRIL]

I'd say it's second after going shopping with them.

You're a pussy tho.

 

[Duke]

Shopping with females will turn any man into a quivering pile of jello.

 

[APRIL]

Shopping with females will turn any man into a quivering pile of jello.

Dude, I know. I LOATHE shopping. It makes me very uneasy... hence why I do most of my shopping online.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Shopping with females will turn any man into a quivering pile of jello.

Wow what a neat generalisation.

You are so right. All women love shopping. All men hate shopping. It is so simple.

 

[shawndavid]

as opposed, of course, to iMinimum'n.

 

[Duke]

Wow what a neat generalisation.

You are so right. All women love shopping. All men hate shopping. It is so simple.

You know I love you, but I'm hoping I don't need to put a big 'sarcasm' flag on every one of my posts.