30th Birthday ideas

[Onnotangu]

So monday will be My 30th Birthday and I have no idea on what to do for it. I mean..who knew I would last this long....what with all the debauchery and eating of whole cheesecakes and bathing in sweet delicous beer.

 

[JAXvillain]

strippers & blow

 

[fly]

strippers & blow

cuteftp

 

[Onnotangu]

strippers & blow

that would involve some nice person purchasing said articles for me.

 

[smileynev]

I dunno, casket shopping?

 

[Onnotangu]

I dunno, casket shopping?

I'm getting a cremation and i've already picked out the plastic milk jug.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

A big glass of a 30yo scotch, and an aged cigar, preferably a Havana Davidoff.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Enjoy it while you can. Those arteries can't hold out much longer.

 

[Onnotangu]

Enjoy it while you can. Those arteries can't hold out much longer.

I'm replacing them with rubber bike tire inner tubes and coating them in teflon

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm replacing them with rubber bike tire inner tubes and coating them in teflon

You'll need a heart upgrade with that kind of bandwidth, something in the range of 30-40GPM flow rate.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You'll need a heart upgrade with that kind of bandwidth, something in the range of 30-40GPM flow rate.

A recirculating pump for a fish pond should do the trick

 

[kiwi]

A recirculating pump for a fish pond should do the trick

Just don't forget to take the filter out and clean it every once in a while so it doesn't clog.

 

[kiwi]

So monday will be My 30th Birthday and I have no idea on what to do for it. I mean..who knew I would last this long....what with all the debauchery and eating of whole cheesecakes and bathing in sweet delicous beer.

I'm surprised too, I had no idea people lived to be that old.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Just don't forget to take the filter out and clean it every once in a while so it doesn't clog.

Hmmm, good point.

So he'll also need an access panel installed.

 

[Onnotangu]

Just don't forget to take the filter out and clean it every once in a while so it doesn't clog.

this is what the small collection of maggots are for. to self clean the system.

 

[Onnotangu]

Hmmm, good point.

So he'll also need an access panel installed.

I was just going to use it as a self defense cannon like this.
http://www.gameslore.co.uk/acatalog/Images/PIP34029SM.jpg

 

[Syrup Beaver]

this is what the small collection of maggots are for. to self clean the system.

You'll need to have some sort of population control, small collections of maggots + food = large collection of maggots.

 

[kiwi]

You'll need to have some sort of population control, small collections of maggots + food = large collection of maggots.

What eats maggots that he could store in there as well?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm surprised too, I had no idea people lived to be that old.

Vital parts are replaced with Disney Animatronics

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm surprised too, I had no idea people lived to be that old.