Video 3 upstanding citizens jump a disabled vet

[Strings]

Turtles are rad, bro.

I had a red-eared slider named Ted growing up.

Raccoons got to him one summer though when I put him outside in a kiddie pool. Bloody coon prints all over the deck

Those punk raccoons should be in prison.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Those punk raccoons should be in prison.

to quote mel gibson

You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n words, it will be your fault.

 

[Strings]

to quote mel gibson

You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n words, it will be your fault.

 

[APRIL]

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[Peppers]

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[Darth Handsome]

Im rootin for the turtles i hope they swallow you guys whole

 

[Duke]

 

[Ledboots]

183-year old tortoise

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

I took little guy on a walk by a pond. There was this gigantic turtle who was just laying there. LG went up to sniff it and when it saw him it took off running fast as hell. I always thought turtles were slow but that fucker booked it back into the water

 

[pacojas]

I took little guy on a walk by a pond. There was this gigantic turtle who was just laying there. LG went up to sniff it and when it saw him it took off running fast as hell. I always thought turtles were slow but that fucker booked it back into the water

awwww!

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

@Maureen should be in this thread

 

[Lambie]

This is not the quality trolling I came here for.