Ontopic 2019 Resolutions

Whats yours?

Mine is to hone my beer brewing craft, and be a kick ass farmer. We're going to expand the farm with a raised bed area for root veggies and onions and stuff.

My 2019 may progress similarly.

I've been dating a horsegirl a couple hrs away who just got a farm. We woke up sunday, it's 32 and sunny, & she says, "it's gorgeous out. You wanna help me take out tree stumps?" She's got an old codger who's putting up a fenceline for a couple acre pasture and there's some tree stumps in the way. She doesn't like chainsaws, so she goes out with a fucking HANDSAW and gets started. The old man rolls over on his gator & offers her a sawz-all. She looks pretty damn good with a sawz-all. We were talking about putting in raised beds the next time I'm down.
 
My 2019 may progress similarly.

I've been dating a horsegirl a couple hrs away who just got a farm. We woke up sunday, it's 32 and sunny, & she says, "it's gorgeous out. You wanna help me take out tree stumps?" She's got an old codger who's putting up a fenceline for a couple acre pasture and there's some tree stumps in the way. She doesn't like chainsaws, so she goes out with a fucking HANDSAW and gets started. The old man rolls over on his gator & offers her a sawz-all. She looks pretty damn good with a sawz-all. We were talking about putting in raised beds the next time I'm down.
I got a little hot reading this.
 
My 2019 may progress similarly.

I've been dating a horsegirl a couple hrs away who just got a farm. We woke up sunday, it's 32 and sunny, & she says, "it's gorgeous out. You wanna help me take out tree stumps?" She's got an old codger who's putting up a fenceline for a couple acre pasture and there's some tree stumps in the way. She doesn't like chainsaws, so she goes out with a fucking HANDSAW and gets started. The old man rolls over on his gator & offers her a sawz-all. She looks pretty damn good with a sawz-all. We were talking about putting in raised beds the next time I'm down.
gravied for waking up at woman's house. ungravied for not telling her you woke with wood and it's above 32 under the sheets. re-gravied for saying she looked good with a power tool in her hands.
WHAT - you're not using horses to pull them stumps while you chop off roots with an ax? City slacker!
 
My 2019 may progress similarly.

I've been dating a horsegirl a couple hrs away who just got a farm. We woke up sunday, it's 32 and sunny, & she says, "it's gorgeous out. You wanna help me take out tree stumps?" She's got an old codger who's putting up a fenceline for a couple acre pasture and there's some tree stumps in the way. She doesn't like chainsaws, so she goes out with a fucking HANDSAW and gets started. The old man rolls over on his gator & offers her a sawz-all. She looks pretty damn good with a sawz-all. We were talking about putting in raised beds the next time I'm down.

Gravies for admission of banging a horsegirl. Is that like a Centaur?

Yippee yo kiyay mother father
 
My 2019 may progress similarly.

I've been dating a horsegirl a couple hrs away who just got a farm. We woke up sunday, it's 32 and sunny, & she says, "it's gorgeous out. You wanna help me take out tree stumps?" She's got an old codger who's putting up a fenceline for a couple acre pasture and there's some tree stumps in the way. She doesn't like chainsaws, so she goes out with a fucking HANDSAW and gets started. The old man rolls over on his gator & offers her a sawz-all. She looks pretty damn good with a sawz-all. We were talking about putting in raised beds the next time I'm down.
Reciprocating power tool - you've been replaced.
 
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