If you have to tip it that far to get water it's time to replace it.
How the fuck is a blind woman supposed to know what color her dog is?
Ask someone?How the fuck is a blind woman supposed to know what color her dog is?
Insert black dog euphimism here...Ask someone?
She should have responded "haven't you ever seen Driving Miss Daisy?!"
It was either that or the 'ol "once you've gone there, no turning back "Insert black dog euphimism here...
Don’t worry I’ll be done in a minute.It pains me to think there is someone feverishly masturbating to that right now.