Hawt 2017 Celebrity Deadpool

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Kanye
Kim kardashian
Justin Bieber.

I dont think this is a wish thread

 

[kiwi]

I dont think this is a wish thread

I do what I want.

 

[Petunia]

Didn't anyone pick Nick Nolte?????

Hurry! Someone pick him

 

[Mikeawesome]

Bill Murray
Bill Clinton
Samuel l Jackson
Morgan freeman

 

[Strings]

Not Morgan Freeman. I could watch paint dry if he narrated.

 

[Strings]

My son takes
Stan Lee.
Gary Busey.
Jose Canseco.

And I'm adding Willie Nelson.

 

[MacG]

Not Morgan Freeman. I could watch paint dry if he narrated.

Dude just survived a plane crash.

I don't think he was acting in Bruce Almighty. If god were real, and was a he, he would be Morgan Freeman.

 

[tre]

I would be so much calmer in traffic if I had a Morgan Freeman voiced GPS

 

[Peppers]

Hillary Clinton
George H.W. Bush
Michael Moore

 

[nukes]

Hillary Clinton
George H.W. Bush
Michael Moore

That would be sweet.

 

[Darth Handsome]

1. Darth Handsome

Yep. Im checking out next year. My leg is killing me. I have femur marrow cancer, I know it. It's either that or my psychotic nerve, & Im positive both are terminal.

 

[Ledboots]

Hillary Clinton
George H.W. Bush
Michael Moore

Nah, Michael Moore will just go to Cuba and be healed by their fabulous health care system.

 

[HipHugHer]

Nah, Michael Moore will just go to Cuba and be healed by their fabulous health care system.

I bet he's buoyant enough to float there unaided.

 

[Petunia]

1. Darth Handsome

Yep. Im checking out next year. My leg is killing me. I have femur marrow cancer, I know it. It's either that or my psychotic nerve, & Im positive both are terminal.

1. Darth Handsome

Yep. Im checking out next year. My leg is killing me. I have femur marrow cancer, I know it. It's either that or my psychotic nerve, & Im positive both are terminal.

 

[Strings]

At first I thought she was quoting him tree time as her three picks. Betting the farm so to speak.

 

[Darth Handsome]

At first I thought she was quoting him tree time as her three picks. Betting the farm so to speak.

She wanted to make sure April could see I was being insulted. Fishing for gravy, so to speak.

 

[nukes]

She wanted to make sure April could see I was being insulted. Fishing for gravy, so to speak.

Those two cuck you long-time.

 

[APRIL]

Those two cuck you long-time.

He likes it.

Deep down.

Where it makes him feel like a natural woman.

 

[HipHugHer]

Fuck you ALL posting my beloved Betty White!

Do you guys remember when I named my puppy Betty white and she died a year later ?
That's all the Betty white deaths I can take in one life time!


1) Chris Brown
2) Queen Elizabeth
3) Sean Connery

You can use some of your hooker money....er...."allowance" to help prevent that very thing.



https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/man...-protect-betty-white-from-2016-205255567.html

 

[Petunia]

You can use some of your hooker money....er...."allowance" to help prevent that very thing.



https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/man...-protect-betty-white-from-2016-205255567.html

I'm a little too old to be a "hooker"
I'm not in high school anymore