12th Anniversary

[Desslock]

My 12th anniversary is coming up in March and I don't know what I should get my wife. We're going to Myrtle Beach for a week. We don't usually exchange gifts, we do something like travel or stay at a fancy hotel. But I'm thinking about getting her some diamond earrings. Any suggestions?



Or I could get her the strapon and take it like a man.

 

[smileynev]

Diamond studded strapon.

 

[Desslock]

Diamond studded strapon.

Ouch.

 

[BigDov]

damn....... my 12th anniversary is coming up in July and I don't have a damn clue what to get her.

 

[APRIL]

Give her a child.

 

[Desslock]

Give her a child.

I tried that. But she didn't consider an 18 year old asian ladyboy a child.

 

[BigDov]

Give her a child.

I hope you're not talking to me........ If anything I might give her the pieces of junk they snip out of me so I can't make more kids.

 

[smileynev]

Tell her you're leaving her for me.

 

[Desslock]

Tell her you're leaving her for me.

She has bigger titties than you.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Get her a nice watch, like a diamond bezel Omega or Chaumet

 

[APRIL]

I tried that. But she didn't consider an 18 year old asian ladyboy a child.

Did she keep him/her anyways?

 

[APRIL]

I hope you're not talking to me........ If anything I might give her the pieces of junk they snip out of me so I can't make more kids.

You have enough kids, dude.

 

[Desslock]

Did she keep him/her anyways?

No. I had sell him/her.
After a couple of weeks.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

i personally really like the 3-diamond sets: for past, present, and future. you can get them in pendants, necklaces, earrings, and rings

 

[theacoustician]

You could give her an orgasm. I hear she hasn't had one in years.

 

[smileynev]

You could give her an orgasm. I hear she hasn't had one in years.

not your wife, his.

 

[Desslock]

You could give her an orgasm. I hear she hasn't had one in years.

So you faked them too? You lied to me.

 

[theacoustician]

not your wife, his.

My wife's boyfriend says she has them all the time. So there!

 

[fly]

She has bigger titties than you.

Think before you speak my friend.

 

[smileynev]

My wife's boyfriend says she has them all the time. So there!

elpmis has a big wang, or so I hear...