FYI 11/11/11: Make a Wish

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Morning Boehner
Oct 16, 2006
20,031
4,165
573
kansas city
Marklar
₥1,882
I have an excellent bussiness idea and am visiting chicago this weekend to discuss with possible partners.

I wish I could get it implemented in the next two years.
 

Applesauce

The Gypsy-The Acid Queen
Dec 9, 2008
24,574
4,173
323
Marklar
₥3,143
I wish for a Range Rover to magically appear in my driveway by COB today. This wish must be completed with unicorns, (with horns of solid gold), acting as my security posse. Inside the RR, there must be a suitcase, made of the finest Italian, smooth grained leather, with the contents of $100-199 MILLIUN DOLLERZ. The RR must be equipped with vaporizing LAZURZ, so that I can do my own open hunting season against moRANS on the road. Since they will be vaporized, there will be no trace of their DNA to trace to my LAZURZ.
 

Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
May 12, 2008
55,859
18,144
41
Brandon, FL
Marklar
₥36,195
I wish for a 30 year old Selma Hayek to show up at my door with an overwhelming and life long urge to just make sure my every need and whim is taken care of.
 

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
103,361
38,053
1,823
Houston
Marklar
₥59,402
I wish for a Range Rover to magically appear in my driveway by COB today. This wish must be completed with unicorns, (with horns of solid gold), acting as my security posse. Inside the RR, there must be a suitcase, made of the finest Italian, smooth grained leather, with the contents of $100-199 MILLIUN DOLLERZ. The RR must be equipped with vaporizing LAZURZ, so that I can do my own open hunting season against moRANS on the road. Since they will be vaporized, there will be no trace of their DNA to trace to my LAZURZ.

Best wish so far!!! I'm so piggybacking on this one. Omfg. Hahaha!!!!
 

Sarcasmo

A Taste Of Honey Fluff Boy
Mar 28, 2005
34,396
464
648
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Austin
Marklar
₥663
I wish for a 30 year old Selma Hayek to show up at my door with an overwhelming and life long urge to just make sure my every need and whim is taken care of.

Since that isn't how you spell her name, you are in for quite a time this weekend.

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/Satan
 
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my little brony

Keep Being A Little Bitch
Oct 15, 2004
34,953
18,766
823
Marklar
₥21,493
I have an excellent bussiness idea and am visiting chicago this weekend to discuss with possible partners.

I wish I could get it implemented in the next two years.

where are you staying?


in other news, 111./1/1/1/1//111/ bullshit is retarded. 11/12/11 also happens once every hundred years, these numbers are arbitrary and no more significant than any others