Halp 1.6 Billion Passwords Stolen. Why Aren't You Using a Password Manager?

[Applesauce]

Already done beyatch

Fhdkdbdudhdbhe

Well, lucky for me that I purchased @fly 's infomercial product to protect my passwords and auto scramble that shit randomly.
Thank goodness I ordered express shipping!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That's like all of mine. They're like:

Gmail: dvsjsvdv$djsvdvdsvdb!*fgshs
Ebay: fhfgdvbsaDvdgh*$dgdg
Facebook: DgajsbhGfXGCBHBSSJSx*!&

Etc.

lol im ur accountz stealin ur noodz

 

[fly]

lol im ur accountz stealin ur noodz

F5ing the MMS thread...

 

[DJBrenton]

Luckily none of my passwords were amongst the ones stolen. I've checked and they're all still in my Firefox. Phew!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Luckily none of my passwords were amongst the ones stolen. I've checked and they're all still in my Firefox. Phew!

...and that is how computers worked in 1910.

 

[Domon]

As long as he keeps his abacus in his pocket, noone can view his data.

 

[DJBrenton]

I'm a lot more tech savvy than you guys think. I ditched the abacus almost immediately slide rules appeared.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

As long as he keeps his abacus in his pocket, noone can view his data.

That's how he tracks his meagre finances

 

[DJBrenton]

That's how he tracks his meagre finances

No, I just check my pockets for that.

 

[BigDov]

LOL @DJBrenton

I have to agree with @fly though, Lastpass is great when crap like this goes on, infomercial or not, it's a great tool.

 

[gee]

I use Password Safe - https://www.schneier.com/passsafe.html

Does the job.

 

[Applesauce]

LOL @DJBrenton

I have to agree with @fly though, Lastpass is great when crap like this goes on, infomercial or not, it's a great tool.

This was a paid testimonial by a hired actor.

Your experience with this product may differ.

 

[Amstel]

. . . by a spokesperson, not an actual lawyer.

 

[Josh]

https://twitter.com/LastPass/status/499199566701658112

Update: One of our data centers went down, we have the service fully running on another data center & are working to minimize impact.

 

[CletusJones]

none of you fuckers are that interesting that your passwords being comprised means anything.

Says the robot

 

[Valve1138]

https://twitter.com/LastPass/status/499199566701658112

I hadn't noticed any trouble.

 

[Domon]

Mine even less so. All you'll see is a bunch of Amazon orders

 

[fly]

I hadn't noticed any trouble.

Me either

 

[plot]

I use keepass. And I don't sign up for any websites. Except for this one. And a few others maybe.


Or a few dozen.

 

[Coqui]

I use keepass. And I don't sign up for any websites. Except for this one. And a few others maybe.


Or a few dozen.

Keep ass