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Yeah I dont know how boats work... Some dude made an offer on engine if it runs, me, it turns over it prolly runs. Idk he's coming for it. Redhead chick at the scrapyard gave me $35 for the battery, the glass and stuff not sure.

You know I've never been on the water? I was accepted at the Naval academy years ago but the logistics didnt work out. Now Im torching boats in annapolis.... It's not ironic, it's just weird.
Is on the water a slang or euphemism for something or have you really never been on the water?

I once had an 18' Glastron tri-hull that was free, because it was a piece of shit that had no title or paperwork, etc. which makes an expensive royal pain in the ass to get legal clear title to here in Texas, or at least was at that time. There are/were companies from out of state that would "buy" your boat, get it registered in their home state, then "sell" it back to you (the actual boat never moved), so you could get clear legal title to it here, as if you bought it out of state, because that was far simpler and easier than trying to do it all here in state.

So I did like you. Sold off any parts of value on Craigslist for cash, then took my chainsaw, chopped the rest up into pieces in such a way they weren't recognizable as being part of a boat, and piled them on the curb for bulk trash pickup.

It worked.
 
Is on the water a slang or euphemism for something or have you really never been on the water?

I once had an 18' Glastron tri-hull that was free, because it was a piece of shit that had no title or paperwork, etc. which makes an expensive royal pain in the ass to get legal clear title to here in Texas, or at least was at that time. There are/were companies from out of state that would "buy" your boat, get it registered in their home state, then "sell" it back to you (the actual boat never moved), so you could get clear legal title to it here, as if you bought it out of state, because that was far simpler and easier than trying to do it all here in state.

So I did like you. Sold off any parts of value on Craigslist for cash, then took my chainsaw, chopped the rest up into pieces in such a way they weren't recognizable as being part of a boat, and piled them on the curb for bulk trash pickup.

It worked.
I've never been on a floating money pit. I've also never been to the ocean. The Chesapeake is not the ocean. It's a very large bay.
 
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