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Gave my kids the directive to clean their rooms this week so I could shampoo the carpets.

Said shampooing is a condition for putting up the Christmas tree (because fuck getting the shampooer all set up and not doing all the carpets).

Kids did nothing all week to clean their rooms so that I could shampoo.

The boy scrambled to get it done today and sorta kinda squeaked by.

The girl, instead of cleaning, has decided she's rearranging her room instead.

So we're not getting a Christmas tree today, and now she's crying because "NOTHING IS WRONG".
 
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she doesn't need to be drunk to take a tractor on a joyride so tbh I'd never know :lol:

I think this might be her take on She Thinks I Still Care. I've been listening to a buttload of 60s era country lately, so tbh there's a few it could be, but that's my closest guess.
Switch to one of George's toe-tappers like this. Imagine her trying to hit those low notes. :lolbow:
 
my 8 yr old nephew slept over last night and this AM she I was making him breakfast, he says "Tia, can you put on the Joe Rogan podcast?"
wtf

for his 8th bday he asked me for an electric toothbrush + whitening paste because he wanted perfect oral health for his 8th bday.
he also watches Marine Biology Youtube channels EVERY DAY

kids are funny.
 
Fuck a doo doo? What kind of weird ass websites do you go to?
I think you know damn well :fly:

my 8 yr old nephew slept over last night and this AM she I was making him breakfast, he says "Tia, can you put on the Joe Rogan podcast?"
wtf

for his 8th bday he asked me for an electric toothbrush + whitening paste because he wanted perfect oral health for his 8th bday.
he also watches Marine Biology Youtube channels EVERY DAY

kids are funny.
you should let him know to be careful with whitening agents as they can actually be bad for oral health, even if they make your teeth look good when you use them, because some of them cause damage to the tooth enamel, and that healthy teeth is about more than what you can see. if he wants his oral health game on fleek or whatever the kids say, he should be flossing regularly and effectively (that is, not just sawing back and forth but basically flossing each crevice twice, cupping the floss against each of the two teeth that make the crevice and scraping up and out), brushing his tongue and gums, and using an alcohol-free mouthwash. he can also help by avoiding foods that are high in sugar to begin with, especially before bed. bacteria in his mouth basically eat the sugar and poop acid. if he wants to see if there's spots he misses when he brushes, he can use "disclosing tablets" to highlight plaque. they have neat two-tone ones that will highlight old and new plaque in different colors!

kids definitely get into some weird fixations, I can't wait to be annoyed by the weird shit Daphne gets into, and I'm hoping that there's at least some cool stuff she likes but I'm prepared to eventually need to research a ton of really dumb shit I hate. my nieces are really into Jojo Siwa and I hate it (but I still got them stupid overpriced Jojo Bows™ for xmas bc it's on them if they want to like dumb stuff, go nuts little dudes)
 
I think you know damn well :fly:


you should let him know to be careful with whitening agents as they can actually be bad for oral health, even if they make your teeth look good when you use them, because some of them cause damage to the tooth enamel, and that healthy teeth is about more than what you can see. if he wants his oral health game on fleek or whatever the kids say, he should be flossing regularly and effectively (that is, not just sawing back and forth but basically flossing each crevice twice, cupping the floss against each of the two teeth that make the crevice and scraping up and out), brushing his tongue and gums, and using an alcohol-free mouthwash. he can also help by avoiding foods that are high in sugar to begin with, especially before bed. bacteria in his mouth basically eat the sugar and poop acid. if he wants to see if there's spots he misses when he brushes, he can use "disclosing tablets" to highlight plaque. they have neat two-tone ones that will highlight old and new plaque in different colors!

kids definitely get into some weird fixations, I can't wait to be annoyed by the weird shit Daphne gets into, and I'm hoping that there's at least some cool stuff she likes but I'm prepared to eventually need to research a ton of really dumb shit I hate. my nieces are really into Jojo Siwa and I hate it (but I still got them stupid overpriced Jojo Bows for xmas bc it's on them if they want to like dumb stuff, go nuts little dudes)

giiiiirl i didn’t give him the whitening paste lol
i gave him Burt Bees toothpaste and called it a day lol.
he loves brushing and flossing. zero issues with that


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giiiiirl i didn’t give him the whitening paste lol
i gave him Burt Bees toothpaste and called it a day lol.
he loves brushing and flossing. zero issues with that


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lol I figured you didn't get him whitening stuff, I was just trying to give some stuff to talk about that might interest him :3