Ontopic Dorys thread of Meandering Nonsense

Uhhh, they stop you and ask you for your papers. Not hard... :lol:

Can get all the papers you want from Chico on the east side. $5

There are no "official papers" it seems.

Could also be going to patronize anyplace that is allowed open. Or going to pick up your gf working nights at the hospital. They can't prove you're not.

It's close to being unenforceable.
 
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Day 7. Inspired by my friend.

Sorry not sorry

Three doctors died I heard today.
Habib Zaidi,
Amgeb el-Hawrani,
Adel el-Tayar,
That name sounds like it's from afar.
Hate crimes doubled in the last five years,
These people were heroes-
Heroes the 51.9% voted to get rid.

'Get off our island!
We don't want your sort!
I'll lie and say that wasn't what I thought.'

Not because they're racist you see,
They just wanted us to 'take back our country'
From those despised immigrants
Now forming the nations first line of defence.

Will the gammons ever repent?
For the hate in their heart,
Some gratitude would be a start.
If I believed in a God
I'd say peace be with them.
Not you, you brexiteer,
But with those doctors
Standing there
Holding up the UK,
Giving their lives for not much pay.

Next time stop and think
When you put your cross in a box,
Try and give a shit about others
You selfish, lying cocks.

The very people you demonise
Are standing up and healing the sick,
When for generations all they got was stick.
Spat at, called letterboxes
Go to oogy-boogy land
Return to where you belong
Until a 'British' persons life is at stake
Then please, please, please come along.

'Save us oh doctor
Now I don't care about your colour
It wasn't about your race
It definitely wasn't the case,
I didn't know better
The bus banners made a good header!
And Farage is a man of the people right?
Looks decent enough standing there with a pint.'

Wonder what he's been up to since we started this fight,
Must be down the Winchester roaring with delight.
The idiots believed the lies,
From his silence I'm guessing he's cut all ties.
Sorry Brexit folk,
Your God turned out to be a fucking joke.

Now stranded on an island of ham
In crisis mode perpetuated by those who easily fell for a scam
A 'kingdom' built on the back of others
Still reliant on minorities when times are tough
Instead of loving everyone and thinking that could be enough
Still reading the Daily Mail? Get to fuck.

Three doctors died I heard today
Habib Zaidi
Amgeb el-Hawrani
Adel el-Tayar
Peace be with them.
 
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oh Tampa


The Sheriff said due to his arsenal of weapons and vast security system, they did not storm the church but are allowing him the opportunity to turn himself in for the safety of police officers.
 
oh Tampa


The Sheriff said due to his arsenal of weapons and vast security system, they did not storm the church but are allowing him the opportunity to turn himself in for the safety of police officers.
Must be a white guy
 
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The Sheriff said due to his arsenal of weapons and vast security system, they did not storm the church but are allowing him the opportunity to turn himself in for the safety of police officers.
This pastor looks like he's part of the mafia and the church is a money laundering scheme.
 
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This pastor looks like he's part of the mafia and the church is a money laundering scheme.
Looks like a generic southern Baptist to me. "Pleased to meet you, young lady, I'm Pastor Howard-Browne and we are just so glad to see you this glorious mornin! Praise Jesuses, He Is RIsen!! Risen INDEED!! WOOOH!"
 
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Day 8.

What PMS would look like

If anger was a thing
it would be in my chest.
Red and hairy
Slightly spiky
Shouting from a mountain top
Splitting open my skull
Evaporating with tears
Or singing with abandon.

If exhaustion was a thing
It would be black as a shadow
Buried 6 feet below
Like a casket for my tired body,
Resting and giving in
Forward motion slows the process
Must take care
Lest the shadow has success.

If grief was expressed
It would be with anger
with exhaustion
With screaming.
Shouting
Screaming
Swearing
Hating
Shouting
Swearing
Shrill voice,
Exasperated from feeling,
Deep inside me beating.
Maybe it's a rise in hormones,
Surging PMT.
Better look after me
Or I'll be screaming, shouting, swearing, fucking crying, exhausted, pleading, venting, bleeding.
 
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Day 8.

What PMS would look like

If anger was a thing
it would be in my chest.
Red and hairy
Slightly spiky
Shouting from a mountain top
Splitting open my skull
Evaporating with tears
Or singing with abandon.

If exhaustion was a thing
It would be black as a shadow
Buried 6 feet below
Like a casket for my tired body,
Resting and giving in
Forward motion slows the process
Must take care
Lest the shadow has success.

If grief was expressed
It would be with anger
with exhaustion
With screaming.
Shouting
Screaming
Swearing
Hating
Shouting
Swearing
Shrill voice,
Exasperated from feeling,
Deep inside me beating.
Maybe it's a rise in hormones,
Surging PMT.
Better look after me
Or I'll be screaming, shouting, swearing, fucking crying, exhausted, pleading, venting, bleeding.

this is some great material,... my hat is off! record these, immediately!
 
Just made our first InstaCart order.

Standard tip is 5%. :rolleyes: upped it to $20 which is over 20%.

Gets here Friday.
Right now here Instacart is days out and at best they will have 10-20% of what you ask for. They will either replace it with something else or not fill it. I did one the other day they outright cancelled after 2 days.
 
Right now here Instacart is days out and at best they will have 10-20% of what you ask for. They will either replace it with something else or not fill it. I did one the other day they outright cancelled after 2 days.


I ordered from Wegmans. They have almost everything thanks to limiting how many you can purchase of each thing.

Same for my parents in Florida.

I just don’t want to go to the store unless we have too.
 
Right now here Instacart is days out and at best they will have 10-20% of what you ask for. They will either replace it with something else or not fill it. I did one the other day they outright cancelled after 2 days.
days? it was two weeks out last week, and its just unavailable now here.

also, hey dude, good to see you
 
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Day 9 . Not sure how much sense this one will make to non British folk but whatever

Future reality.

What would Charlie Brooker say
About the world today?
He tried to warn us with black mirror,
Now we're entering a new era.
Its not electric wasps or google glass
But accumulated poverty reverberating, suffering with a sudden splash.

I imagine the Queen of the Nerds Connie
Turning to hubby and saying, 'honey,
How does it feel to have been right?
Are you feeling indignant about everyones plight?'
'Nah' he would say,
'Think they brought it on themselves anyway'

'I tried to warn them with future reality
Now its comes full circle and its insanity'
Well good for Mr. Brooker
You were correct you clever fucker.
You told the truth in your weekly wipe,
Tried to educate a populace of shite.

Now we're all in isolation,
A generation of desolation,
Selfish thinking got us here,
What kind of change is needed, will we ever become aware?
What developments might happen,
In this land that's threatening to become barren.

Like an episode of an apocalyptic show
Seems like nobody will really know,
Unless we see this out together
Got to get through this weather,
This episode of horror
Not giving in to the Tory terror.
 
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