GAY Hooooooooly moooooooly

hi guises 👋🏽

just wanted to share that i’ve lost 10lbs since oct 27th annnnnd i’ve had the runs since oct 27th so i’m guessing that’s why i’ve lost 10lbs.
i drink tons of water and barely eat outside the house cuz if i eat, i has to peewpzzzz.
it’s like i have a forever laxative in me.
i ain’t even mad tho.


i’m excited to decorate my home with all my christmas decorations.

Lil iPhone is the best crazy dog ever. She is so demanding + bossy and an attention whore.
she’s truly mine ❤
hopefully you didn't lose it in the tits and ass departments
 
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Im glad you posted a pic of her without me nagging for it. I began to wonder if she met an awful fate and I’d never hear of her again.

omg nooooo she’s living her best life like the spoiled rich princess that she is!
she’s on a raw food diet and is healthy and active .. omg i love her


Sent from my Tapacaca bitchezzz
 
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It's bigger than your dog - I'd have to wrap her in duct tape to keep her from exploding. GD, this has gotten pretty sick even by my low standards!


Just use your sausage digits, they don't require cialis to operate.
Glad you're still thinking about my large, manky fingers. That's hot! NVM - you meant Maureens.
 
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