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Call child services and tell them that your neighbours regularly leave a screaming baby outside unattended. It'll be fun!


Back when I was a raging drunk, I called CSD on my neighbor who yelled at his kid constantly. The kid was like 4-5 and took the seat off his bike, and dad told him he’d have to ride it around like that. My booze-addled brain thought that was going too far.

The cops came and gave me the option of jail or the ER. I chose ER and as soon as we got there, I told the doctor and social worker that the cops had overreached their authority, and they let me go and called CSD.

Never call CSD when really, really drunk.
 
I do too, but @fly isn't keen on living in the middle of nowhere. :(

I don't actually want to be in the middle of nowhere. But, without breaking the bank, you could be fairly secluded on 10 acres and just about accomplish it and still be around 10 miles from a Tampa sized town.

Everywhere I'm looking I want to be within 10-15 miles of a decent sized town. I'll check drive times to the nearest Walmart/decent sized grocery store/target/better restaurant clusters, and only want to be 15-20 minutes max away from them. You could use a WOB as your landmark :p
 
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Back when I was a raging drunk, I called CSD on my neighbor who yelled at his kid constantly. The kid was like 4-5 and took the seat off his bike, and dad told him he’d have to ride it around like that. My booze-addled brain thought that was going too far.

The cops came and gave me the option of jail or the ER. I chose ER and as soon as we got there, I told the doctor and social worker that the cops had overreached their authority, and they let me go and called CSD.

Never call CSD when really, really drunk.

:lol: :lol: :lol: also belongs here: https://uselessforums.com/threads/post-your-oh-crap-i-might-be-in-trouble-stories.15362/unread
 
I don't actually want to be in the middle of nowhere. But, without breaking the bank, you could be fairly secluded on 10 acres and just about accomplish it and still be around 10 miles from a Tampa sized town.

Everywhere I'm looking I want to be within 10-15 miles of a decent sized town. I'll check drive times to the nearest Walmart/decent sized grocery store/target/better restaurant clusters, and only want to be 15-20 minutes max away from them. You could use a WOB as your landmark :p

10 acres is enough to not see or hear your neighbors. there is kinda thresholds in acreage.

anything below 1: you can watch your neighbors tv
1-2: you see and hear your neighbors on at least 1-2 sides of the lot
3+: you see your neighbors house, but probably dont know when they come and go
5+: 3 but better
10+ you dont see your neighbors
40+ you dont see or hear your neighbors
 
10 acres is enough to not see or hear your neighbors. there is kinda thresholds in acreage.

anything below 1: you can watch your neighbors tv
1-2: you see and hear your neighbors on at least 1-2 sides of the lot
3+: you see your neighbors house, but probably dont know when they come and go
5+: 3 but better
10+ you dont see your neighbors
40+ you dont see or hear your neighbors

You'd think that with 40, wouldn't you?
Depends on your neighbors.
 
You'd think that with 40, wouldn't you?
Depends on your neighbors.

and the topography. Sound carries weirdly down valleys, etc.

I think the best place to live is about 3/4s of the way up a valley wall. You get great views, but arent at the tippy top where wind and sound carrying becomes an issue
 
Oddly enough some of the areas with the worst are the cold weather ones .

For real. Minnesota has a serious issue with Mosquitoes.

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