Halp Official Tard-O-Matic Political Derpy Thread
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King Wickie Pelt Snatcher
Mein Kampfefe
King Wickie Pelt Snatcher
Mein Kampfefe
King Wickie Pelt Snatcher
Mein Kampfefe
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
It's slow everywhere. I'm scraping for another $40 so I can have 3/4 of the mortgage socked away before bed.
Stay away from my sock drawer...
Stay away from my sock drawer...
Well, today is the day. Which of the unthinkable happens in Alabama? Does Alabama actually send a Democrat to the Senate? Or does Alabama actually send a child molester to the Senate?
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
I like how they had to pre-emptively get a court order to not destroy the ballots after the election. Theres that much trust that they wont be invalid.
Roy Moore is going to be elected.
Trump saying, "If you want to further the Trump agenda, vote Roy Moore" was so gross.
Trump saying, "If you want to further the Trump agenda, vote Roy Moore" was so gross.
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
I'm not sure.
I don't think Obama would have helped out to this extent at the end if he didn't think he'd have something major to gain.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Alabama has been sending child molesters to the senate all along and they arent the only ones
I think there is zero chance a DEM wins. While I hope the do I'll be shocked.
And the Alabama supreme Court blocked that order. Not a great record from that bench
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Well, my sister lives in Alabama with her family. Now, North Carolina is finally looking like a better decision than Alabama was lol!
I don't know. Moore's wife coming out and saying, "Our lawyer is a Jew!" might be the straw that broke the camels back for the Moore supporters. I mean, touching a 13 year old, eh, they can get past that, but employing a Jew?!?!? That might be going too far!!
Do you really think a Moore supporter in Alabama cares if she made a Jew comment. Sure we do but we aren't part of that voting populous. If anything they will secretly applaud it.
Yeah but they had him interviewed by a twelve year old girl which totally proves he can be in a room with a child and not molest her!
Also an old buddy of his told a story about them accidentally going to a brothel in Vietnam with child prostitutes. But only by accident. And they left right away. Honest.
The way she said it made it seem like she was just making a joke of the whole thing. She knows the people in the audience were laughing because "haha get it? Because jews always become lawyers or bankers or other fancy pants jobs like that"
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