FYI Last night my Nazi lover Bernhardt and I had rough sex

Just an idea nukes, not tryin' to tell ya how to run your business or nothin', but I've found including a picture of your ass tends to really garner some public attention.

No such thing as bad publicity.

Ain't no business like show business.
 
Also getting the estrogen brigade all up in harms does good too. You'll see a slight dip in sales initially but because they love people whom they despise and can never seem to get them off their minds, you'll win in brand recognition going forward, especially as their daughters come of age and begin to rebel against mom and summarily love everything she hates.
 
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I guess I can see Mustard now that y'all describe him. I thought he was some hairy dude in a hat but I guess he cleans up pretty well.

So who's the little fairy he's dancing with?
 
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I can go to the east side right now and guess what won't happen? I won't get beat up, I won't get stolen from, I won't get shot, I won't get ridiculed and I won't get worked over.

Know why? 'cause I don't treat people like they're lesser than me. I deal with them like we're equals because we are.

I really don't see why people make this shit so complicated. It's really not. We all just people. I don't understand why that is so hard for some to understand.

You wanna bitch at something bitch at the white folk who fine each other if their trash can ain't off the street by 6:00. Bitch at the people who tell you how many and what kind of Christmas lights you can have up and when.

Leave the normal people alone.
 
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I can go to the east side right now and guess what won't happen? I won't get beat up, I won't get stolen from, I won't get shot, I won't get ridiculed and I won't get worked over.

Know why? 'cause I don't treat people like they're lesser than me. I deal with them like we're equals because we are.

I really don't see why people make this shit so complicated. It's really not. We all just people. I don't understand why that is so hard for some to understand.

You wanna bitch at something bitch at the white folk who fine each other if their trash can ain't off the street by 6:00. Bitch at the people who tell you how many and what kind of Christmas lights you can have up and when.

Leave the normal people alone.
Impressive work on that strawman.