Ontopic RIP Thread

Before I was born?
[In a telephone booth with the door closed]
Raymond: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
Charlie: Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?
Raymond: Fart.
Charlie: [Trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?
Raymond: I don't mind it.
Charlie: How can you stand it?
Raymond: Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV.
 
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My uncle, likely due to a heart attack or stroke. He had a pretty bad stroke three or four years ago, so it's not surprising, but still a little sad. He was the one reason I still kept in any touch with that branch of the family.

He was a WWII vet, and Alamo Scout actually. Joined the USMC for Korea and walked out of the Chosin Reservoir with Gen Chesty Puller. Transferred back into the Army after that and eventually retired. Became a lawyer eventually, had some kids, married my bitch of an aunt, and was a pretty decent guy (although prone to pranks)