Ontopic Who is Kiki really?

Who is Kiki really?


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I truly suspect we'll find out she's Betty White, and just occasionally uses her maid's pictures to leave us thinking differently.
 
Some say it's almost impossible for her to wear socks, and she can open beer bottles with her labia.
Some say she never blinks and that she roams the local woodlands foraging for mouse meat.
Some say she wrestled an elephant to the ground using the power of her mind and an alarming hairstyle.
Some say that she doesn't understand clouds, and that her earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.

All we know is that she is Kiki