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The emperor will still be alive, not through cloning as the lore goes, but because it's JJ Abrams, the destruction of the death star creates a giant black hole in which an alternate star wars timeline occurs.

It will be heralded as 'ground breaking' and 'daring'
 
The emperor will still be alive, not through cloning as the lore goes, but because it's JJ Abrams, the destruction of the death star creates a giant black hole in which an alternate star wars timeline occurs.

It will be heralded as 'ground breaking' and 'daring'

Sadly.

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There was a rumor of a new Trek series with Worf as Captain.
 
I still wonder occasionally why I bothered to watch Lost.

I watched season 1. I thought 'man, this could go somewhere'. Then I realized the trick. Keep introducing weird shit, make it seem like there is a point, always point to that time when 'all will be revealed', laugh as people believe that random BS thrown into a BS show actually will become viable plot mechanisms.

After Episode 1 of season 2, I was done. Watched the series finale, got all the validation I needed that I was right.
 
Sadly.

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There was a rumor of a new Trek series with Worf as Captain.

"Make it Gagh"

"Your unauthorized use of the transporter proves you have no honor. Prepare to die."

"Commander Laforge. If you add prune juice to the dielectric gel in the intermix chamber, will this help accelerate the USS Batleth-lover into ludicrous speed?'