WTF Post Pics of Your Vulva! I'll go first.

And what are the parameters for mouth size: jaw, or lips? Do you factor in tongue size? Do you do the volume of the inside of the mouth? And once we pick which of these to measure, how do we determine what is normal vs. large or small?

And then, how do we determine the effectiveness of fellatio? You can't really go by completion, because that's pretty much guaranteed, barring TMJ issues for the blower or sensitivity issues for the blowee. You can't necessarily go by speed, because there are many other variables that determine this.

even passive variables like lip fullness and current moisture levels of the mouth are crucial to the success or relative failure of a hummer

this is going to be the best grant request ever written
 
I personally suck a mean kak, however, if the kak is too big, I find it challenging. I prefer a medium to small kak for a BJ. Waaaay easier to maneuver in my mouth.
@APRIL remember my #Hank pic I sent you and @Applesauce ?
That thing was massive. Couldn't do much with it as it felt like I was trynna BJ a baseball bat.
 
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I personally suck a mean kak, however, if the kak is too big, I find it challenging. I prefer a medium to small kak for a BJ. Waaaay easier to maneuver in my mouth.
@APRIL remember my #Hank pic I sent you and @Applesauce ?
That thing was massive. Couldn't do much with it as it felt like I was trynna BJ a baseball bat.
9 out of 10 guys agree?
 
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I personally suck a mean kak, however, if the kak is too big, I find it challenging. I prefer a medium to small kak for a BJ. Waaaay easier to maneuver in my mouth.
@APRIL remember my #Hank pic I sent you and @Applesauce ?
That thing was massive. Couldn't do much with it as it felt like I was trynna BJ a baseball bat.

Yessssh, hey batter batter! :lol:

Meat bat... Heh such a funny term.
 
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I personally suck a mean kak, however, if the kak is too big, I find it challenging. I prefer a medium to small kak for a BJ. Waaaay easier to maneuver in my mouth.
@APRIL remember my #Hank pic I sent you and @Applesauce ?
That thing was massive. Couldn't do much with it as it felt like I was trynna BJ a baseball bat.

:lol:
 
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i vote that people who complain about bjs had previously beat their meat too hard and lost sensitivity.