WTF Joe Biden advocates shotguns for home defense!

The GOP is going to throw Rubio out there, and see if he sticks.

He's just the GOP Obama, no experience for the job, and a tool.

Christie would only get my vote if 1) he slims the fuck down, or 2) if he stays fat, picks one hell of a running mate.
 
The GOP is going to throw Rubio out there, and see if he sticks.

He's just the GOP Obama, no experience for the job, and a tool.

Christie would only get my vote if 1) he slims the fuck down, or 2) if he stays fat, picks one hell of a running mate.

Rubio is their horribly veiled attempt to beg Latinos to vote for them.

:case:
 
Ugh, Christie is a d-bag of epic proportions.

The best bet is for the GOP to disband, and let the anti-gay, anti drug, anti whatever people have their own tiny little party, and then form a new party for the fiscal conservatives/social libertarians.

Aren't Libertarians already fiscal conservatives?
 
University of Colorado rape prevention defense plan so you don't have to use a gun:

What To Do If You Are Attacked
These tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.
1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and can't run in them.
4. Don't take time to look back; just get away.
5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
10. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate."