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Did I really? PM me your address and I'll mail you something sometime this month.

Ugh, new babies. So glad I won't have that ever again. The second kid screamed bloody murder for 18 months. We call it "the crying time" and try to repress those memories.

:heart: it's ok. :) i've never brought it up...until now. :fly: i know how life goes when you have a lot on your plate!! :heart:
 
Wow, I thought 6 months was bad. I can't even imagine.
Yeah, it was bad. Like to the point where we got in a few serious physical fights.

The worst part was that the crying was for no discernable reason. He would be playing and look happy, but be screaming like his leg was getting sawed off. We were ecstatic when it stopped. He's kind of a weenie still though, cries at the drop of a hat.
 
Yeah, it was bad. Like to the point where we got in a few serious physical fights.

The worst part was that the crying was for no discernable reason. He would be playing and look happy, but be screaming like his leg was getting sawed off. We were ecstatic when it stopped. He's kind of a weenie still though, cries at the drop of a hat.

Cletus beats up his wife.
 
No dildos were used, but we did exchange closed fist blows a few times. It was an even match, my wife played full contact football in HS and an adult league, combined doing Kickboxing for a few years. She's pretty tough.

Hang on here. You and your wife got into a fist fight? omfg :lol: