GAY Amuse me to win my prize from the latest contest. I will tell Fly to send it to you.

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I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole

I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole

 
I would argue that the best part is how invested you are in this, despite the fact that you are basically complaining about me shitting up a thread as you help me further shit it up.

I am just bored and eating my lunch
 
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