Ontopic This is a serious thread for serious people

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How's this for serious.

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Last night I noticed that there wasn't a single fucking spice in the house. Not one, only herbs. When questioned, tardwife blithely said, 'I threw them all out, some were out of date'

Firstly, I used about 8 of them last week to make a chilli powder and they were fine. Secondly, there's no point looking at the 'use by' date on the jar, I buy refill packs for them. FFS. Thirdly, it's just cost me about $30 to replace them all.

And you think you're not amused????
 
My amusement levels bottomed out yesterday when I got home to discover there was no booze in the house.
Thats right.
I spent the evening sober.
Holy shit the misery.

i had extra for you just to keep the universe in balance
 
How's this for serious.

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Last night I noticed that there wasn't a single fucking spice in the house. Not one, only herbs. When questioned, tardwife blithely said, 'I threw them all out, some were out of date'

Firstly, I used about 8 of them last week to make a chilli powder and they were fine. Secondly, there's no point looking at the 'use by' date on the jar, I buy refill packs for them. FFS. Thirdly, it's just cost me about $30 to replace them all.

And you think you're not amused????

But she did alphabetisise them, did that cheer you up?