GAY How to be fit -OR- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Salad

That's nice and all, but I just have coffee and cigarettes and I stay skinny. Kinda seems easier than all that effort you put in bro.

Also WERD FOR THE GOOD GENE METABOLISMS BITCHES

I'll probably outlive you by a billion years.
 
I'll be honest, I'm intimidated by gyms. I'm also lazy. In it's place, I usually eat very little for breakfast and lunch, then have a sensible dinner. I'll never be big that way, but I hope I won't blow up either. I used to weigh about 40-50 pounds more than I do now. LOL