Food Dear British Poopz

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh gosh, knee socks are so 2002

nah, do it wearing some sketchers shape-ups!

 

[b_sinning]

You are dead to me.


*grabs another box of laxatives*

Just don't take them with sleep meds crazy lady.

 

[zengirl]

I should probably be grossed out or something, but it's okay, I'm from the internet

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So we just got that mashmallow spread fluff thing here. It's next to the peanut butter in the store. Is it worth getting? It looks so bad/good.

 

[Floptical]

So we just got that mashmallow spread fluff thing here. It's next to the peanut butter in the store. Is it worth getting? It looks so bad/good.

That stuff was huge here in the 70's and early 80's. Now not so much.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hell no itll clog up your colon

 

[zengirl]

Hell no itll clog up your colon

pfft... just spread it on some bad sushi...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Hell no itll clog up your colon

Mmmm marshmallow colon

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

pfft... just spread it on some bad sushi...

oman
Youd end up blowing a giant bubble out your ass the size of a beach ball
A massively toxic bubble!
You could drop it out the window of an office building and clear a whole city block with it!
Imagine the possibilities!

 

[zengirl]

oman
Youd end up blowing a giant bubble out your ass the size of a beach ball
A massively toxic bubble!
You could drop it out the window of an office building and clear a whole city block with it!
Imagine the possibilities!

See, I imagine it would be more tube like... like the kind of thing a clown makes balloon puppets with.

Could you imagine making a balloon dog out of a shit bubble and then being like... Okay time to take the dog for a walk...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

DONT POP THAT SHIT BUBBLE IN THE HOUSE!!1

 

[zengirl]

DONT POP THAT SHIT BUBBLE IN THE HOUSE!!1

but feel free to walk it on the lawn...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

preferably the neighbors lawn

 

[zengirl]

preferably the neighbors lawn

Poop is the best fertilizer

 

[Petunia]

You know, theres really something to this. I had the stomach flu last week and it got me over my most recent weight loss plateau.

everytime i get the stomach flu my weight plummets and i am ecstatic!!
a bad cold also makes me lose weight...

 

[Onnotangu]

fucking makes me lose weight..which explains why I'm so damn fat.

 

[Petunia]

fucking makes me lose weight..which explains why I'm so damn fat.

i weigh 110lbs right now... after tonight, im hoping to be 108... cuz Tito is coming overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[b_sinning]

I thought you were done with Tito.

 

[APRIL]

i weigh 110lbs right now... after tonight, im hoping to be 108... cuz Tito is coming overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You weigh less than me... You whoorreeeee!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I weigh like 130 these days. I'm not too fussed, I've not gone up a dress size or anything. I just got old.