WTF Just got a check for 1 cent....

Black Manta

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I was thinking of investing in a penny stock.

This was money I wasn't expecting anyway. There was a class action lawsuit against Ebay and this was my cut. Of course my original payment was 14 cents (why isn't there a cents symbol?) but once they took out there "attorney fees" and "mailing and processing fees" I was only left with a penny.

Talk about useless.
 
Class actions are a joke. Participating only encourages lawyers to pursue more money for themselves.
 
I got a tax refund check for 32¢ once, never cashed it and I still regret it.

What I'm trying to say is that you should cash it.
 
It's actually worth less than 32 cents. The paper for the check has increased in cost, causing the bank to pass that expense on to you via joke-ruining posts on the internet.
 
I got a check back from an escrow refund for 43 cents. I have it sitting on my desk right in front of me.
 
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