you people won't believe what I did this morning

you shoulda shat in a JitB bag and handed it back through the drive thru window


edit - and holla "I cant eat this, its already been digested!" and try to get your money back:shady:
 
There was this one time at band camp, when i took a poop, but you don't wanna know the rest...
 
Actually I do believe it. I would have been really shocked if it was a story about something totally innocent and not innapropriate.

"Guys! This morning I had to take a dump, but I held it till I got to work and pet some bunnies instead!" Then I would have been surprised. :p
 
Millions said:
Actually I do believe it. I would have been really shocked if it was a story about something totally innocent and not innapropriate.

"Guys! This morning I had to take a dump, but I held it till I got to work and pet some bunnies instead!" Then I would have been surprised. :p

Jaxxor doesn't live like the rest of us.
 
A friend of mine tried to make it home one day and shit himself in the car. Luckily, he had a plastic shopping bag in the car to sit on after he totally watered his pants. My sister was also in the car, and she promptly started puking out the window from the smell.

:lol:
 
fly said:
A friend of mine tried to make it home one day and shit himself in the car. Luckily, he had a plastic shopping bag in the car to sit on after he totally watered his pants. My sister was also in the car, and she promptly started puking out the window from the smell.

:lol:

pics of sister?
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
You mean he doesn't have a team of sherpas following him around catering to his every whim?

Just one, Miguel.
 
Nemo said:
Didn't read all that but how exactly does one get drunk on Bud Light?

I'd had a good bit of brandy before we switched to beer, so that set me on a bit.