Tampa Let's get Fly and April arrested!

[Duke]

Because, you know, we can...

http://www2.tbo.com/news/politics/2...to-decriminalize-shacking-ar-254168/#poll_178

TALLAHASSEE --

There's a crime spree going largely unchecked across the Sunshine State.

The crime: unmarried cohabitation.

According to the 2010 U.S. Census, Florida is home to 544,907 "unmarried partner" households – up from 355,946 in 2000.

That's more than 1 million people who, technically, are committing a second-degree misdemeanor, punishable by up to 60 days in jail and $500 fine.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Imagine that, 60 days with an unmanned forum.

ANARCHY IN THE UF!

 

[water]

You're an idiot, Duke.
































































You don't get them arrested. You extort money from them to keep it quiet.

 

[Duke]

You're an idiot, Duke.


You don't get them arrested. You extort money from them to keep it quiet.

I like the way you think

except

bribery for silence means no fun forum shenanigans while they are in lock up, and no rage posting after they get back, for us all to enjoy.

I don't need fly and April's money. I just want to fuel their rage.












or force them to get married so April's baby doesn't get born a bastard child with the last name of 'snow'.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

If they had a kid called who had to be called snow it would spurn rumours that it was actually FR0ST's and not fly's. That would be pretty neat for the UF rumour mill.

 

[Duke]

Especially now that we know he won't take the snip to stop the spigot on the sperm tree.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

If they went to jail who would be at home to take care of baby ap13 though? I'd have to nominate myself to step up to the plate and be his 'caregiver'.

 

[eileenbunny]

What about the kitties? Won't someone think of the kitties?

 

[Wessels]

If they went to jail who would be at home to take care of baby ap13 though? I'd have to nominate myself to step up to the plate and be his 'caregiver'.

i think i could take care of myself....

 

[kiwi]

I like the way you think

except

bribery for silence means no fun forum shenanigans while they are in lock up, and no rage posting after they get back, for us all to enjoy.

I don't need fly and April's money. I just want to fuel their rage.












or force them to get married so April's baby doesn't get born a bastard child with the last name of 'snow'.

Fly in jail getting butt sechs all the time? I don't thinnk there would be any rage.

 

[fly]

Fly in jail getting butt sechs all the time? I don't thinnk there would be any rage.

 

[dbzeag]

Because, you know, we can...

http://www2.tbo.com/news/politics/2...to-decriminalize-shacking-ar-254168/#poll_178

Wait, it is currently illegal to cohabitate if you are not married? And since same-sex marriage is unconstitutional, how exactly do dormitories work?

 

[dbzeag]

What about the kitties? Won't someone think of the kitties?

I think they would grind up nicely in the food processor. Or go feral and rip april's baby out of her when they finish their 60 days and get back home.

 

[dbzeag]

i think i could take care of myself....

I highly HIGHLY doubt that.

 

[eileenbunny]

I think they would grind up nicely in the food processor. Or go feral and rip april's baby out of her when they finish their 60 days and get back home.

 

[JAXvillain]

iirc there's some stupid law vaguely like that in atlanta. if more than 2 women cohabitate together they can be arrested for running a brothel

 

[Petunia]

so are we getting zac and ETFC arrested for shacking up? cuz THATS THE REAL CRIME HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN !!!!!!

 

[Duke]

iirc there's some stupid law vaguely like that in atlanta. if more than 2 women cohabitate together they can be arrested for running a brothel

But that makes sense because women are all whores.

 

[ZRH]

South Carolina's law was struck down under Lawrence v Texas. If anyone fights it they will probably get a similar ruling.

 

[APRIL]

What the fuck?

The state of Florida can force us to get married or stop cohabitating? They can go fuck themselves. BRING IT BITCHES, I'd like to see them drag us to jail for living together. What a joke!


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