Hot on the heels of Canuckistani Day comes another North American celebration of becoming an orphan. Apparantly some years ago, you ungrateful lot decided you didn't want to belong to us any more ( I only ever owned Oklahoma so I wasn't too upset) and that you wanted Coca Cola as your national drink instead of tea. Well good luck to you I say. I don't think your little experiment with being a grown up will work so I'll keep your bedroom empty for when you realise you're not as big as you thought and you want to move back in.