Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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A SEAL team, an Army platoon, and a full Battalion of cops are sent into a forest to catch a rabbit
The SEAL team goes in. They're in there for twenty-three minutes, there's a single gunshot, and they come out with a rabbit.

The Army platoon then charges in. They're in the forest for four hours and there's hollering, unending gunfire, massive mortar explosions, screams of bloody murder, and then silence. They emerge, battle worn and weary, but with a rabbit.

Then the police force enters the forest. They're in there for four days. Eventually, they come out with a squirrel.

No, no, guys, you have to go catch a rabbit.










So they go back in. Two hours later, they emerge with that same squirrel but now it's all beat to hell; black eye, bloody nose, broken arm, it's trembling and waving frantically. "Okay! Okay!" screams the squirrel, "I'm a rabbit! I'm a fuckin' rabbit!"
 
Oh bitch just did NOT want to open that can of gay spam

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That's gunna be expensive (to the insurance company). You have full coverage & low deductible?

After a taxi hit me, the damage to my car was around $800. Yet I have a $500 deductible. So I left the dent in my car. Not worth making a claim. In DB's instance, that shit need to get fixed. It's a lot worse than mine was.
 
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That's gunna be expensive (to the insurance company). You have full coverage & low deductible?

Full coverage $500 deductible. I am worried because the trunk lid is skewed, too. Just the replacement for the bumper will be around $1500.
 
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