Thread This just in! Cats suck massholes. Film @ 11.

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My mom called me this morning and told me one of her cats died :(

Poor cat had a rough life. Mistreated by the neighbor for most of its life. Then abandoned by the neighbor when he moved out. My mom took the cat in though and it seemed happy. The cat got attacked after my mom took it in, almost lost her eye, but recovered. This cat was a fighter (in the sense of not giving in to circumstances).

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DEAR ZAPE:

Yesterday I bought Kiko a new helicopter toy and it came with some sort of gun that attaches to it. I didnt see it at 1st but he saw it and wont even touch the effin helicopter and only plays with the gun... anyhoo..moving along...
There is a park here called Parque Kennedy (Kennedy Park) and I love taking Kiko there cuz there is always something awesome going on down there.. but most importanly kiko loves to go there cuz for some weird and unknown reason there is a League of 47 Cats that roam the park. Day and night. People come with food all the time and feed these fucking cats.. They pretty much own the park. The run that shit.

Soooo yest while at the park, Kiko pulled out his toy gun and was like MAMA LOOK IM GONNA SHOOT THE CATS and outta nowhere he says PEW PEW!! DIE CAT!! PEW PEW! So ofcourse I started laughing.... and thought of you guys.
Then this one cat threw Kiko some shade with its eyes and since it was getting dark outside the cats eyes started to glow... and kiko yells MAMA THE CAT HAS LASER EYES!! PEW PEW PEWWWWWWW DIE CAT!!!!

and then i kicked myself in the ass for not having my camera with me. but i vow to reenact this scenerio just for you two.

The end
 
DEAR ZAPE:

Yesterday I bought Kiko a new helicopter toy and it came with some sort of gun that attaches to it. I didnt see it at 1st but he saw it and wont even touch the effin helicopter and only plays with the gun... anyhoo..moving along...
There is a park here called Parque Kennedy (Kennedy Park) and I love taking Kiko there cuz there is always something awesome going on down there.. but most importanly kiko loves to go there cuz for some weird and unknown reason there is a League of 47 Cats that roam the park. Day and night. People come with food all the time and feed these fucking cats.. They pretty much own the park. The run that shit.

Soooo yest while at the park, Kiko pulled out his toy gun and was like MAMA LOOK IM GONNA SHOOT THE CATS and outta nowhere he says PEW PEW!! DIE CAT!! PEW PEW! So ofcourse I started laughing.... and thought of you guys.
Then this one cat threw Kiko some shade with its eyes and since it was getting dark outside the cats eyes started to glow... and kiko yells MAMA THE CAT HAS LASER EYES!! PEW PEW PEWWWWWWW DIE CAT!!!!

and then i kicked myself in the ass for not having my camera with me. but i vow to reenact this scenerio just for you two.

The end
:lol: I hope he learned a lesson that it isn't good to mess with cats. They will steal his soul.
 
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DEAR ZAPE:

Yesterday I bought Kiko a new helicopter toy and it came with some sort of gun that attaches to it. I didnt see it at 1st but he saw it and wont even touch the effin helicopter and only plays with the gun... anyhoo..moving along...
There is a park here called Parque Kennedy (Kennedy Park) and I love taking Kiko there cuz there is always something awesome going on down there.. but most importanly kiko loves to go there cuz for some weird and unknown reason there is a League of 47 Cats that roam the park. Day and night. People come with food all the time and feed these fucking cats.. They pretty much own the park. The run that shit.

Soooo yest while at the park, Kiko pulled out his toy gun and was like MAMA LOOK IM GONNA SHOOT THE CATS and outta nowhere he says PEW PEW!! DIE CAT!! PEW PEW! So ofcourse I started laughing.... and thought of you guys.
Then this one cat threw Kiko some shade with its eyes and since it was getting dark outside the cats eyes started to glow... and kiko yells MAMA THE CAT HAS LASER EYES!! PEW PEW PEWWWWWWW DIE CAT!!!!

and then i kicked myself in the ass for not having my camera with me. but i vow to reenact this scenerio just for you two.

The end

That cat will be back to steal his breaf