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i was told not to dye my hair AT ALL..

if your baby comes out with a tail, you have no one to blame but yourself.

You have to use vegetable dye which is all I do anyway, the salon chemical crap is really bad for your hair.

Or eat blue cheese. Or walk on the left side of the street. Or the 10,000 other things that they scare pregnant people with.

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This is the best one I've read yet:

"Cunnilingus (oral stimulation of the female genitalia) is safe throughout pregnancy as long as your partner is careful not to blow any air into your vagina. Doing this could force air into your bloodstream and cause an embolism, which could obstruct a blood vessel and could prove deadly to both mother and baby. Fellatio (oral stimulation of the penis) is always safe during pregnancy and for some couples is a very satisfactory substitute when intercourse isn't permitted."
 
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You have to use vegetable dye which is all I do anyway, the salon chemical crap is really bad for your hair.



This is the best one I've read yet:

"Cunnilingus (oral stimulation of the female genitalia) is safe throughout pregnancy as long as your partner is careful not to blow any air into your vagina. Doing this could force air into your bloodstream and cause an embolism, which could obstruct a blood vessel and could prove deadly to both mother and baby. Fellatio (oral stimulation of the penis) is always safe during pregnancy and for some couples is a very satisfactory substitute when intercourse isn't permitted."


could you please not circumcise the kid? let that be his choice?
 
This is the best one I've read yet:

"Cunnilingus (oral stimulation of the female genitalia) is safe throughout pregnancy as long as your partner is careful not to blow any air into your vagina. Doing this could force air into your bloodstream and cause an embolism, which could obstruct a blood vessel and could prove deadly to both mother and baby. Fellatio (oral stimulation of the penis) is always safe during pregnancy and for some couples is a very satisfactory substitute when intercourse isn't permitted."

WTF. How does Anal get so dissed like this?
 
WTF. How does Anal get so dissed like this?

Yeah. That was something I asked my OB about. She said it's fine. She also thinks I'm completely insane because I always go in there with lists of questions like this. Is it okay to ride a motorcycle? Is it okay to jump off the stratosphere in Las Vegas? I know I can't eat runny eggs but can I wear them? Is now a bad time to change careers to circus performer? Which reminds me, is it okay to ride an elephant?
 
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Day two of riding my 50cc scooter to work. It's 15 miles each way. It's a lil cold in the morning, but not bad w/ a jacket, gloves, etc etc.
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warrick dunn was 3 seats over from me at the hawks game. we kept having to make him get up every time we went for drinks. :fly:
 
Jesus fuck is Ohio retarded. Please, citizens of that backassward state STOP BREEDING!

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http://www.dispatch.com/live/conten...1-with-civil-war-muster-ceremony.html?sid=101

Ohio honors boys of 1861 with muster ceremony

When Ohio soldiers were sent off to the Civil War, there was no time for a muster ceremony.

The orders came too fast from Washington.

At 3 a.m. on April 19, 1861, a week after the war began, the first Ohio regiments boarded trains in Columbus and headed east to Pennsylvania to pick up uniforms and equipment.

Yesterday, a muster ceremony at the Statehouse was accompanied by all the pomp and solemnity that the occasion demanded. The event helped mark the beginning of Ohio's observance of the 150th anniversary of the Civil War.

They also paid homage to all conflicts, real or fictional, so they had civil war reenactment actors mixed with star wars actors, ghostbusters, pirates of the caribbean, etc.

I already have issue with civil war reenactments (let's relive the darkest time in our history in live action. I am sure Germans do that in celebration of the 30's and 40's every year, too), but damn is this just retarded.
 
Jesus fuck is Ohio retarded. Please, citizens of that backassward state STOP BREEDING!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-m6K0SDHqk...HFWA/s1600/tumblr_ljhqymEOwG1qerfwwo1_500.jpg

http://www.dispatch.com/live/conten...1-with-civil-war-muster-ceremony.html?sid=101



They also paid homage to all conflicts, real or fictional, so they had civil war reenactment actors mixed with star wars actors, ghostbusters, pirates of the caribbean, etc.

I already have issue with civil war reenactments (let's relive the darkest time in our history in live action. I am sure Germans do that in celebration of the 30's and 40's every year, too), but damn is this just retarded.

You're right. The confederate flag doesn't show up anywhere where you live now.
 
You're right. The confederate flag doesn't show up anywhere where you live now.

Proud of heritage is one thing. Making a mockery of history by celebrating all conflicts real or imaginary with live action dress up is just asinine.
 
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