Hawt Pooping rituals

I normally just poop. Unless I need a break from the kids, then I'll make up reasons to be in there for 10-15 minutes. Normally, it ends up with me just yelling at them that I"m going to the bathroom the whole time though and to leave me alone for a few minutes until I get frustrated with yelling and leave the bathroom.
 
I normally just poop. Unless I need a break from the kids, then I'll make up reasons to be in there for 10-15 minutes. Normally, it ends up with me just yelling at them that I"m going to the bathroom the whole time though and to leave me alone for a few minutes until I get frustrated with yelling and leave the bathroom.

You need an airlock to get in there, that way you can't hear them pestering you.
 
The poop shelf:

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Makes it way more stinky.


I read magazines while I poop.