Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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Daughter no 2 ( sorry Fly, no pics) is going to London by train.
She asks Mrs DJ to take her the leftover pizza out of the microwave for her to eat on the train.
Mrs DJ ( being a tard) takes a fresh one out of the freezer instead.
Daughter no2 now has a frozen pizza to eat on the train.


Outstanding work that tardwife.
Tell her to press it against the heat vent.

Or hold it under the hand dryer in the wc.
 
Daughter no 2 ( sorry Fly, no pics) is going to London by train.
She asks Mrs DJ to take her the leftover pizza out of the microwave for her to eat on the train.
Mrs DJ ( being a tard) takes a fresh one out of the freezer instead.
Daughter no2 now has a frozen pizza to eat on the train.


Outstanding work that tardwife.

Brilliant!
Thats like when the wife asked me if I could tell if the baby was asleep or just being quiet by looking at the green light on the baby monitor :fly:
 
Daughter no 2 ( sorry Fly, no pics) is going to London by train.
She asks Mrs DJ to take her the leftover pizza out of the microwave for her to eat on the train.
Mrs DJ ( being a tard) takes a fresh one out of the freezer instead.
Daughter no2 now has a frozen pizza to eat on the train.


Outstanding work that tardwife.

time to trade in for a new one
 
Brilliant!
Thats like when the wife asked me if I could tell if the baby was asleep or just being quiet by looking at the green light on the baby monitor :fly:

when my wife does things like that i just pat her on the head and say "you're so pretty"
 
Daughter no 2 ( sorry Fly, no pics) is going to London by train.
She asks Mrs DJ to take her the leftover pizza out of the microwave for her to eat on the train.
Mrs DJ ( being a tard) takes a fresh one out of the freezer instead.
Daughter no2 now has a frozen pizza to eat on the train.


Outstanding work that tardwife.

Speaking of, is daughter #2back in town yet? If so, did she get my package? :hi2u:
 
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So how many posters here have kids? Lilms has one, tre has one, coqui has one, thorn has three, chikken has one, DJbenton has one (fortunately), ODS has one (or two?).

So by the power of averages, eileen's bundle of joy will be a pofter. We are taking over the world!!!!!!
 
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