GAY Happy Stupid Valentines Day / 4in24

that made me think of the new commercials for man vs wild. bear skins a seal and wears its' skin as a vest for a plunge into the ocean! take that survivor-douche. "I had 3 berries today! what a blessed feast!" /les

Easy enough with a propane heater just off camera. :gayo:
 
If I was in a real survival situation, I would much rather have bear grylls with me.

Any one that can find me a hotel to stay at while stranded in a desert is awesome.
 
Les actually does survivor competitions all year. Bear goes back home to his 6,000 sqft estate and beats off in a mirror.

by survivor competitions you mean he goes out in the woods for 3 days, gets lost, starves and whines incessantly? he's not fit to hold bears jock strap
 
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all the time about having to lug his cameras around. that's his whole bit and he always whines about it.
 
When you are lost out in the wilderness and need to survive:

Les shows you what to do.
Bear shows you what not to do.