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hate this day. hope it hurries up and dies.

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on a better note. Chile has had 4 earthquakes in 24 hours. normally when chile gets bitch slapped by mother-natures earths farts, we do too over here in Llama Land... soooooo everyone is a little freaked... ok not everyone JUST ME.
wtf.
i dont wana die in a pile of bricks and rubble!!!!

can you guys start sending me things? i need a survival kit.

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I just got back from Chile last week before the first one hit. I hate them so much. When I lived in Turkey we had them all the time and two massive ones that killed tens of thousands of people.
 
that made me think of the new commercials for man vs wild. bear skins a seal and wears its' skin as a vest for a plunge into the ocean! take that survivor-douche. "I had 3 berries today! what a blessed feast!" /les
 
Yea but bears crew totally brought along a weber to cook the seal off cam.

Did bear piss on the seal skin to uhh... Warm it up before he rubbed his face in it and put it on?