FYI Dear Fly

[Duke]

You need to add this smiley

bye

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Dear Fly

You need to enable me to see what guests are doing. I get bored in the mornings.

bye

 

[Valve1138]

Dear Fly,

You're a sexy hunk of man.

Love,

Tinkles

 

[dbzeag]

Dear Fly,

I look forward to seeing you and your boyfriend in a couple of weeks in our country. Would you prefer me clean-shaven, scruffy, or ready for entry into bear territory? Can we also change up who's pitching and who's catching every so often? I have been getting a lot of action lately and need to take a little break.

KTHXBI

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dear fly,

I scented the pillow you will be using when youre over with my own personal musk.
Enjoy.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Dear fly,

Can I have that pickle I lost back?

Thanks.

 

[fly]

no
yes
no
yes
maybe
snes

(Order is possibly wrong)

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yay!

 

[APRIL]

Dear fly,

I can has another kittah?

Love,
Ape

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Dear Ape

Please take my cat. She pisses me off.

Love,
Carys

 

[APRIL]

Dear Ape

Please take my cat. She pisses me off.

Love,
Carys

I'll take her if you could import her!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'll look into it.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

"Zac we can't get rid of her she came all the way from England for me"

 

[APRIL]

"Zac we can't get rid of her she came all the way from England for me"

That is exactly the reasoning I am going to use.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I have cat for sale.

Possibly make trade for pickles?

 

[plot]

I have cat for sale.

Possibly make trade for pickles?

i'll give you $4 for the hide if it's stretched and dried.

 

[fly]

I have cat for sale.

Possibly make trade for pickles?

I will give you 1 decanter of syrup

 

[polo]

dear fly,

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I will give you 1 decanter of syrup

We have deal.

Cat in mail, sent SOD.

 

[Valve1138]

Dear Fly,

ODS's and Arotoatards threads need to be auto tagged a "Tinfoil Hat News".

Sincerely,

Arthur K. Wigglesworth