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orchestrated oafery fails to mask the stench of "Axe" hubris.

Have you tried Axe? If you spray it diagonally across your trunk you will have sex soon thereafter. It's a genius marketing ploy because who doesn't like sex?
 
I have a bag of them on my desk right now.

you just wanted a reply - TELL ME WHAT THEYRE LIKE

Have you tried Axe? If you spray it diagonally across your trunk you will have sex soon thereafter. It's a genius marketing ploy because who doesn't like sex?

isn't it just the american version of lynx? that was my intention. it's just a cheap scent in a tin.

though if i could get away with body spray, or none at all, i would. deoderant is one of the more carcinogenic everydays.
 
They're pretty good, good way to have a few chocolate covered pretzels without going to a fancy candy shoppe.

got them from a website here, as well as some wild grape poptarts and other shit.

they're just condensed "flipz" aren't they?

I don't use deodorant, just splash some whisky here and there.

that would be a better idea, albeit painful.
 
Dunno wtf "flipz" are.

Flipz_Pretzels.jpg
 
Yesterday my girlfriend had a meeting from 9 am until 5 pm. Horrible way for her to spend a Sunday. So I took her dog for a 10-mile walk, came home and showered, lit some candles, and made her grilled salmon with homemade lime butter sauce and garlic shrimp penne pasta. After she got home and we ate, I sat her down on the sofa with some red wine, turned on some tv smut, and cleaned the kitchen. She was very happy. Which made me very happy.

didja get to nut in her face?

Considering what's listed, it's hard to differentiate between who had it horrible.
 
another fly-by-night female to watch Sarcasmo scuff his brogue on reclaimed French limestone tiling during househunting. oh good!
 
Smart men change things up. Wise men cook and clean on occasion. Shrewd men combine the two to make the woman extra horny.
 
If this was a show, would it be on Bravo or HGTV?

I'd like to think of Sarcasmo as more "Home Improvement" than "Extreme Home Makeover"

although I will say that everytime I stumble upon Extreme Home Makeover, I can't help but think the presenter looks like fly - 10 years down the neatly credit-carded line of coke & sleeping aids.
 
I would never stoop to brogue, and I prefer marble and granite.

I wouldn't wear anything other than a brogue - perhaps a semi-brogue, but you gotta show balls.

brogue and flashy socks says more about a man than a suit, I find.