Which Side of the Bed Do You Sleep On?

Which side bitches?

  • Left side

    Votes: 5 45.5%
  • Right Side

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • In a dusty ficus

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • I barely make it to the bed. :hi2u:

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Total voters
    11

APRIL

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So which side do you sleep on? If you're in a relationship does that change? If you are a dude, is it closest to the bedroom door?
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I bought a big ass king size bed to sleep like a mother fuckin king. Dead straight in the middle like a god damn final boss, yo.
 
Whether I'm single or in a relationship I tend to just sleep on one side of the bed, even though I have a queen. It's like I'm afraid of sleeping in the middle or something...:confused:
 
My preference is to sleep in the middle. With a twin on either side. In practice this means clinging onto the edge of the bed to avoid being pushed out by the wife or the dog.
 
Whether I'm single or in a relationship I tend to just sleep on one side of the bed, even though I have a queen. It's like I'm afraid of sleeping in the middle or something...:confused:

And your tits sleep on the other side? It makes sense.